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The female rules

1. The Female always makes THE RULES.
2.THE RULES are subject to change without
notice.
3. No Male can possible know all THE
RULES.
4. If the Female suspects the Male knows all THE
RULES, she must immediately change some of THE
RULES.
5. The Female is never wrong.
6. If it appears the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant
misunderstanding caused by something the Male did or said
wrong.
7. If Rule #6 applies, the Male must apologize
immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
8.The Female can change her mind at any time.
9. The Male must never change his mind without the
express written consent of The Female.
10.The Female has every right to be angry or upset at
any time.
11. The Male must remain calm at
all times, unless the Female wants him to be
angry or upset.
12. The Female must, under no
circumstances, let the Male know whether she wants him to be
angry or upset.
13. The Male is expected to
read the mind of the Female at all times.
14.At all times, what is important is what the Female
meant, not what she said.
15. If the Male doesn’t abide by THE RULES, it is because he can’t take
the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.
16. If the Female has PMS, all THE RULES are null and
void and the Male must cater to her every
whim.
17. If the Male, at any time, believes he is
right, he must refer to Rule #5.

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