Happy New Year, Steve!

It's New Year's Eve! But where is Steve? Steve's at the doctor fixing his tulip ass... nobody wants to start a new year with a tulip ass... Doctors push and push and fist Steve's ass, but in vain... Steve just cums and cums on their silky face. Free lube for the gynegologist! No wonder the population number exploded with 80% stupidity rate. Steve just loves 1 Man 1 Jar; he tried that with a jar of pickles! When it exploded his whole rectum got filled with vinegar! Clean ass! Steve just loves having a clean ass :) and oh, how he loved the pickles suffocating in his ass! He pushed them one by one along with the broken glass which cut his inner ass, but he's okay! The vinegar dissinfected everything! No hard feelings.. just a hard penis cumming blood on his surprised and pleasureful face..
The doctors decide to sew his anus and connect his large intestine to his urethra. Shit through the dick! What more could Steve want? No more dildos for his peehole! Natural pleasure from now on!
Steve happily walks out of the clinic and heads out shopping for the big party he'll have with himself. Well ain't that Grinchy?
First step: the pet cemetary! Steve just loves having sex with decomposing cat bodies after he pisses and shits in their whole body.
Second step: the pharmacy! More needles for his penis! More! More! It's like rubbing the clitoris with glass paper for him! Mhhhh!
Third step: the sperm bank! Self-bukake for Steve! The greatest New Year's present he could ever get! And he just loves sticking test-tubes full of sperm in his pee-hole and butt-hole!
Fourth step: public toilet! There's nothing like the annual ritualistic bath in the privacy of a public toilet!
And finally, the fifth step: the stable! His ass can't wait to feel the grandeur of the horse's penis in his whole body, almost ripping his insides. That's just heavenly!

Steve's having the time of his life!!! Happy New Year, Steve! We wish you to have this much fun and pleasure every single day of 2011!