Genesis of MAN

...in the beginning there was only Poo and Pee... and the almighty Poo was what we now know as Earth, and the almighty Pee was what we now know as water... One day, after Poo and Pee had their hourly bondage sex, they decided, in a moment of boredom, that they need something stupid, something to make fun of... that's when MAN got created. Poo and Pee sacrificed equal parts of their own masses, got everything in a toilet filled with holy vomit and started blending while chanting the life-giving chant:
"Holy Shit and Holy Pee
blend together, blend together.
Holy Crap and Holy Wee
blend in puss and suck the vomit!
Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!"
The Universe started to tremble and all of the sudden the biggest fart of all farts came out of the toilet, the fart of the Big Bang, the fart of the CREATION! With the almighty fart came MAN, chewing on a piece of hardened shit and snorting fermented piss running out of his nose. With skin so brown and shit-textured, with pieces of corn sticking out, with breath of boiled diarrhea, with piss instead of sweat and a hard stench of sulphur man started running and fell in a worm hole which propelled him in front of this computer...